The Danger of Bathrooms

Public or Private, bathrooms are very dangerous places.

Every time you sit on that toilet you are taking a gamble. You are completely vulnerable to anything and anybody because once you have started you can't stop until its done. Its risky buisness. And anything could happen to you when you are on the toilet, ex: Nucleur bomb attack, spiders, robbery, pedophile, bullies, or pedophile bullies who rob you with spiders who have been mutated by nucleur bombs! and once those pants hits the floor and you sit down there is nothing you can do abut it.
So the next time you have to go to a bathroom just remeber... you are taking a riskl and gambling your life.
Good Luck - Brendan